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THE DELICATE INTRICACIES OF INTERNET HUSTLING
AIDS Vaccine Has Potential (Via DailyRotten.com) →

- October 1 -

Spanish researchers found that 22 of 24 healthy people (92 per cent) developed an immune response to HIV after being given their MVA-B vaccine.”

(Source: dailyrotten.com)

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- August 22 -

citizenkaleigh-deactivated20110 asked: CAN WE BE OKCUPID FAVORITES? my username is ennuileigh

Done and done.

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Jungle Spiders

- August 7 -

Jizzzbot: i went on a big vacay with my family and hung out in the jungle, that was cool.
Boner Face: Did you get bitten by an jungle spiders. Did any jungle snakes crawl into yo coochie?
Jizzzbot: if by "jungle snakes" you mean a Jamaican guy...
Jizzzbot: then no.

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teflonveins asked: Love your tumblr name, as well as your posts. Keep doin' what you're doin'.

Fuck yes, lady. Boozin’ and bonin. For ever.

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Successful Troll is Successful, Take 1: Jizzzbot Vs. Unsuspecting Douchebag

- August 3 -

DING DING!
unsuspecting douchebag: my cock is soooo hard
jizzzbot: mm how many did you take?
unsuspecting douchebag: of what?
jizzzbot: viagra
unsuspecting douchebag: none. you got me this way
jizzzbot: would you ever consider having a threesome?
unsuspecting douchebag: sure
jizzzbot: with me and my dad?
unsuspecting douchebag: are you serious?
jizzzbot: yeah, why do you like that?
unsuspecting douchebag: that's a little odd
jizzzbot: no, it's really not. your dick would look soo good in his mouth.
unsuspecting douchebag: but it's your dad
jizzzbot: i know, god, so fucking hot.
unsuspecting douchebag: if you say so. i've never been into the incest thing
jizzzbot: how old is your mom?
unsuspecting douchebag: 50
jizzzbot: does she take care of herself?
unsuspecting douchebag: i have no idea. i don't live with my parents
jizzzbot: you're missing out, seriously.
unsuspecting douchebag: you're fucking with me

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A whole new bag of tricks

Dear lady at the women’s clinic from my appointment this afternoon:

Thank you so much for the huge lunch sack full of condoms you gave me today. Honestly, I thought you had just put a box of them in the bag and taped them up discreetly for me. However, upon arriving at my home and opening the bag, I saw that you had packed tons and tons of them in there.

I feel confident saying that I came home with probably 200 condoms today. Thanks a bunch, again. 

P.S. How did you know I was a durex girl? Was it the red lipstick? I feel like you know me so well already. See you in six months! 

With love,

Jizzbot.

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- August 2 -

Sorry for the long wait in between posts, my dear readers. 

Sorry for the long wait in between posts, my dear readers. 

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Career-Killing move #1

- July 26 -

If anybody would like to get to know the real person behind Jizzzbot, My personal blog is here: 

Call Her Action

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