DING DING!
unsuspecting douchebag: my cock is soooo hard
jizzzbot: mm how many did you take?
unsuspecting douchebag: of what?
jizzzbot: viagra
unsuspecting douchebag: none. you got me this way
jizzzbot: would you ever consider having a threesome?
unsuspecting douchebag: sure
jizzzbot: with me and my dad?
unsuspecting douchebag: are you serious?
jizzzbot: yeah, why do you like that?
unsuspecting douchebag: that's a little odd
jizzzbot: no, it's really not. your dick would look soo good in his mouth.
unsuspecting douchebag: but it's your dad
jizzzbot: i know, god, so fucking hot.
unsuspecting douchebag: if you say so. i've never been into the incest thing
jizzzbot: how old is your mom?
unsuspecting douchebag: 50
jizzzbot: does she take care of herself?
unsuspecting douchebag: i have no idea. i don't live with my parents
jizzzbot: you're missing out, seriously.
unsuspecting douchebag: you're fucking with me
