Jungle Spiders Jizzzbot: i went on a big vacay with my family and hung out in the jungle, that was cool. Boner Face: Did you get bitten by an jungle spiders. Did any jungle snakes crawl into yo coochie? Jizzzbot: if by "jungle snakes" you mean a Jamaican guy... Jizzzbot: then no.
Successful Troll is Successful, Take 1: Jizzzbot Vs. Unsuspecting Douchebag DING DING! unsuspecting douchebag: my cock is soooo hard jizzzbot: mm how many did you take? unsuspecting douchebag: of what? jizzzbot: viagra unsuspecting douchebag: none. you got me this way jizzzbot: would you ever consider having a threesome? unsuspecting douchebag: sure jizzzbot: with me and my dad? unsuspecting douchebag: are you serious? jizzzbot: yeah, why do you like that? unsuspecting douchebag: that's a little odd jizzzbot: no, it's really not. your dick would look soo good in his mouth. unsuspecting douchebag: but it's your dad jizzzbot: i know, god, so fucking hot. unsuspecting douchebag: if you say so. i've never been into the incest thing jizzzbot: how old is your mom? unsuspecting douchebag: 50 jizzzbot: does she take care of herself? unsuspecting douchebag: i have no idea. i don't live with my parents jizzzbot: you're missing out, seriously. unsuspecting douchebag: you're fucking with me
It's allowed to be funny now: J: So, what happened, why is your grandma in the hospital? Me: They found a tumor on her rectum... J: That's awful, what kind of tumor? Me: They found a masshole. J: ... Me: ...
the greatest compliment of all time bob marley: youre like the bukowski of our generation bob marley: with a bigger dick and less acne scars
an excerpt: them: you get what? me: wet them: like from sprinklers? me: like from PCP ... for some reason, i don't think that's really where he wanted to go with that conversation.
