THE DELICATE INTRICACIES OF INTERNET HUSTLING

Successful Troll is Successful, Take 1: Jizzzbot Vs. Unsuspecting Douchebag

  • DING DING!
  • unsuspecting douchebag: my cock is soooo hard
  • jizzzbot: mm how many did you take?
  • unsuspecting douchebag: of what?
  • jizzzbot: viagra
  • unsuspecting douchebag: none. you got me this way
  • jizzzbot: would you ever consider having a threesome?
  • unsuspecting douchebag: sure
  • jizzzbot: with me and my dad?
  • unsuspecting douchebag: are you serious?
  • jizzzbot: yeah, why do you like that?
  • unsuspecting douchebag: that's a little odd
  • jizzzbot: no, it's really not. your dick would look soo good in his mouth.
  • unsuspecting douchebag: but it's your dad
  • jizzzbot: i know, god, so fucking hot.
  • unsuspecting douchebag: if you say so. i've never been into the incest thing
  • jizzzbot: how old is your mom?
  • unsuspecting douchebag: 50
  • jizzzbot: does she take care of herself?
  • unsuspecting douchebag: i have no idea. i don't live with my parents
  • jizzzbot: you're missing out, seriously.
  • unsuspecting douchebag: you're fucking with me
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